Tale of Two (or 15) Company Members, by Will Riley

Stephen is the lame duck member
His image is but a fading ember
He will soon be gone
And a new day will dawn
And him; will we remember?

Nick is Mr. Sound design geek
In that area, he is certainly not weak.
He works really hard
He's not a retard
He may or may not like creeks.

BJ is a big-time nerd
He definitely belongs in that herd
But we are all proud of his work
It's certainly better than a Turk's
But not better than a Kurd's

Jenni is the webmokey's wife
Who cares if she's pro-choice or pro-life?
She went blind in Crypt
And blood she sipped
She then proceeded to cut off my arm with a knife

Kitty has the best laugh of the group
The first time I heard it it threw me for a loop
She is vegan i think
Thank goodness her ship didn't sink
'Cause we all know she came over to america after a coup

Sarah calls herself Sarah One
To her, we say, Thanks a ton
Shes done a whole lot for Corn
When shes not in a show, we mourn
But then we party and have fun

Dujuan is the black dude
He gets us in a good mood
He's one of the founders
When Jenni wed, he gown'd her
Well, maybe not, who cares?! At least he's not rude

Michelle Thompson Hay has a long last name
I have to write a long second line now...that's lame.
She's the managing director
She's a theater erector
I dunno what that means but to my mind, that's what came.

MB is Michael Brooks
He's not one of them crooks
He's a very very funny man
He enjoys big hairy purple crayons
I wonder what he likes. Maybe books?

PK is a loyal dem
With her, we found a gem.
Shes been around a long time
Maybe we should reward her with a lime.
or a big fat M & M

Sara is Sara Two
She brings an artistic view
She does a lot of work on sets
I think she has cats...ya know...pets.
She doesnt ever ever ever say boo.

Eve is a very fine lawyer
To the plaintiff she is an annoyer
She has done some work with us
I don't think Ive ever heard her cuss
For that, let's make her wait in the cold, damp, dank foyer.

Chris is the one and only Bobby Corn.
His chest, medals do adorn.
He gets teased a crapload
Maybe he should switch into rap mode.
Nah, that'd only receive scorn.

Robert is the artistic director and founder
Compared to me, his reputation is sounder
But that's not saying too much
Because I suck more than the Dutch
When the princess was stuck, he heroically unwound her

I am a total buffoon.
I stink up the joint worse than a raccoon.
Or a possum, for that matter
But I climb up the ladder.
And I jump down onto a baboon.